Oh my! Thank you!
Yes, of course. Thank you for asking!
You know, I never knew what I looked like during a seizure until someone took a video of me once and put it online. It happened during class. I started seizing at my desk and everybody started saying how they should put something in my mouth, until some genius reads the card on my key ring which tells them not to because it could break my teeth. Do you know what happens next? I piss myself. And they start laughing… You know, the only good thing about seizures was that I never remembered them, until some brilliant jerkoff had to go and put cameras into everybody’s phones.
- Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
- Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)